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all right, thank you both. greg, thank you. clay, thank you. , unfortunately, that is all the time we have left this evening. before he go, a major programming announcement. but i will be moderating factors moderating a debate between florida governor ron desantis, california governor gavin newsom. , state versus red state. on november 30th, it is in georgia. i can't think of two polar opposites in terms of their state governing philosophy century state, versus non. height, income tax versus know income tax. you know, law and order, not the debate. anyway, energy. as always, thank you for being with us. set your dvr so you don't miss -- miss [cheers and applause]

>> greg: happy, happy, happy monday, everyone. you all look beautiful. well, some of you. so another weekend, another biden blunder. there is flatulence in whoopee goldberg's dressing room. while delivering a speech saturday night ole joe might have been trying to tell us something. namely, that you ever heard of ll cool jay. >> two of the great artists of our time represent the ground breaking history of hip-hop in america. ll cool j. by the way, that man has biceps bigger than my thighs. >> greg: bring joe to the 21st century, try not to call african-american males over the age of 10 boy, if you once eulogized a close friend who hailed the ku klux klan but joe does know his hip-hop.

an accomplished break dancer. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: doesn't need cardboard. i wonder what the fellow democrats think of these gaffes. [laughter] >> greg: yes, as the gaffes pile up newsom is laughing so hard, birds are falling out of his hair, and now a shocking new "washington post" has biden in a -- the only thing shocking about that is it's not a 70--point lead. i guess it's time to get back to what worked in his last campaign and have dr. jill lock him in the basem*nt. i wonder what his fellow

democrats think about that. [screams] [laughter] >> greg: why do i keep bringing up gavein? other than my respect for his work in american psycho, he's starting to distance himself from his party's worst ideas. newsom, a guy who hates fossil fuels but can still bring down the price of gas by ringing out his hair once proclaimed the state would be a sanctuary to all who seeked it. and then they came, moving faster than a mob of wall green shoplifters, he says he hopes the u.s. supreme court will overturn the current law that bans ms. state from removing out of control homeless encampments. imagine that what did you expect, gavin? that the sanctuary seekers were going to show up in went a big goes. once again another example of a high-profile lib using his big mouth to write a check his ass can't cash. last year after texas governor abbott ordered that parents of

transitioning children should face criminal investigation newsom tweeted this. transkids and their families should be celebrated. not targeted by the state. they are heroes. so to fearful families in texas right now, california's door is always open to you. yes, and so is the side door on some pedophile's mini van. then came the national polling by overwhelming majority. it turns out americans don't favor minors transitioning. so last week when a california law was proposed that judges in custody cases favor the parent who supports transitioning a child's new gender, newsom killed that law quicker than a late term abortion. yes, i know, huh? now the left, being the left, was outraged but they missed something because now newsom says he only vetoed it since it's already the law. that's a nice one. you've got to admit this guy is still oily. he should joan opec but what a

magician, only he pulls excuses out of his butt instead of raps from his hat. and that's the strategy, covering his butt because much of the policies just like kamala harris, just don't work. so people are eventually forced to look elsewhere. newsom himself is discovering this the hard way. he recently said in an interview that his kids are on a pathway to a microcult by listening to the likes of andrew tate, joe rogan and jordan peterson, but is it a pathway to a cult or being saved from their dad's insane life philosophy because as scott add dal points out the harder the left try to raise the children on the right the more andrew tate will be raising the children on the left. and at least no one is trying to sniff them. [laughter] >> greg: i guess in gavin's world kids could choose their gender but not their opinions. it's funny. the definition of a cult is keeping people from contacting people not in the cult, and silencing speech. but isn't that what the

democrats are doing to parents and just about anyone who disagrees with them? perhaps many lefties, with good intentions as they always do and at some level they believe in all of this [ bleep ], but in the end reality shows up to ruin things. mike tyson once said everyone has plan until they get punched in the mouth. i learned that sitting next to dana. [laughter] >> greg: and nothing gets harder than a competitive world where bad guys do exist and where capitalism unleashes human potential better than anything else and where children benefit by having an actual childhood. as for newsom, he's been saying for months he's got no plans to run for president but this weekend, he didn't exactly say no. >> he may be termed out here but does cleaning up the streets of california add to a presidential run? >> we're struggling in the state, housing and homelessness. >> is that a yes or a no? >> that was a never ending response to your question.

>> greg: wow, that's a shift. so it seems like the slickest, sneakiest man on earth is slowly sliding in. and because he's good at this political theater he could be next commander-in-chief. especially since the other options are no laughing matter. [laughter] >> what do you want to know? >> i want to give you the -- [cheers] >> greg: trying to sleep, he counts bucks instead of sheep. making money on fox business, pay. [applause] >> greg: he looks and sounds like a pack of marlboros, comedian jim florentine. she's so sharp, savers -- saves

the world podcast. kennedy. "new york times" best-selling author, world champion tyrus. >> greg: charles, something is up, and it's not joe biden. but something is going on. do you see the gears in motion, what's going on? what do you think is happening? >> desperation. >> like, poll after poll after poll, biden does not do it for us. >> greg: yes. >> they have got to figure it out. there is one person out there, gavin newsom, is being very obvious about it, they are in a serious quandary. they really are but i've got to tell you, he's why people hate politicians. just really, he's like the poster child, poster man, disingenuous, dishonest. they think this guy is going to be their savior, maybe he's

slick, i just can't see him winning. >> greg: were you offended by joe biden's use of certain words this weekend? >> i'm surprised he didn't say republican. somehow, he always -- remember that time he said i think i'll put y'all back in chains. i've got to say something. joe biden, he is so much more racist than anything i have ever heard or seen from former president trump. really in reality. the actions that he's taken as law maker, his opinions, oh, these black kids were looking at my hair in the swimming pool and they were shocked and the curls would come up and they never saw -- it's just like, something like an edgar rice burrows novel. he's tarzan in the modern world, and, look at him, look at that guy. he's the best. that's his mind. he's a mourned day tarzan. >> greg: that's funny. you think the way he butchered ll cool jay's name, i wonder if

corn pop's name was probably steve. [laughter] >> greg: jim, you're an astute political operator, what did you make of joe's gaffes lately, trying to pronounce ll cool jay. >> he used it the wrong way, if he just went b on o-y, oh, he's just doing another wrapper. >> didn't write that it way in the teleprompter. >> yes. [laughter] >> sorry. >> look, he doesn't know what ll cool jay is. he probably thinks it's a brand of air conditioners. he has no idea. [laughter] >> greg: what do you think about gavin newsom? what's going on there? >> i don't know. i don't know how they pump kamala -- put a white man in there and take her out. she's got too much of an ego.

>> 2% support. don't forget that. >> yes, but she's waiting for that spot to just open for her and then you put a white male in there. i don't know how -- i mean, they did it to burndi, threw him under the bus two presidential ones in a row, just gave him a couple of extra houses in vermont, some extra money, but i don't know how they can do it with her. >> it would be great if they threwer under the bus because she really likes buses, remember? to be crushed by the very thing that loves you what a tragic way to end her political life, kennedy. kennedy, so many parts -- >> i was that girl. [laughter] >> so many parts of that brilliant monologue there that you can respond to i don't even know where to start. what is gavin up to? >> gavin definitely wants to be president. i think he's been banking on 2028. but, at some point, these polls, and even the abc news, that poll is an outlier and everyone is

like, that's your poll. that was your polling and you're saying you're polling and your data is garbage, and they want to throw that away. which said that he's 10 points behind trump right now. it's only going to get worse. like however bad he is now, look where he was six months ago. he's so much worse than he was then. where is he going to be in six months? you cannot conceivably have a person like that as a nominee and newsom is the only viable option for democrats to slide in. gretchen whitmer, she's damaged. they try and talk about other people and it's not going to happen. but newsom has enough of an aura about him that they can cobble something together. the problem is his policies have been an utter failure. visit any major city in california and you will be visiting homeless camps, and he's the main reason that homelessness has exploded in that state. he's never had a solution for it. all he's done is throw money at it and that's made it worse.

>> greg: it is interesting, know, the best candidate that they have is rfk jr. and they treating him like crap. all right, tyus, give us your astute political analysis? >> the term tarzan was used. if tarzan called me a boy he would have gotten [ bleep ] [laughter] >> you know, we need to rethink everything because the one thing about dementia or getting older, that the real you comes out. there is no more filters. the little jimmy cricket on your shoulder that says don't say that. now he's just unfiltered. now we have to go back. i think corn pop got a bat rap. i think his name was cornelius and he was trying to tell how his hat was, when it gets wet

and corn pop didn't care. corn pop is the good guy, joe is the bad guy. this is who he is. it's going to get worse, entertainingly worse because what will happen when he's in a debate. we'll say with president trump, and there is no more filter and he's going to try to outracist somebody who he assumes is racist to get him to go with him. >> greg: do you imagine him debating and asking them to get him a slurpy. >> he would not do that because that's just straight up honest racism. >> greg: he did that -- >> he would tell a story about the founding fathers. and how they built this country, so immigrants could come from india and build 7-elevens, and hand him slurpys in the summertime, overpriced, of course. that's how he'll do it. he'll never say his name.

he'll give him a name like monkey boy. and then look at the audience. no one likes him and his family. at some point, if you had any love for anybody, they would be enough. if he was a boxer, you hug him, you put the actual over his head and go like, we're going home, man, we're going home. we're done. he couldn't even read l.l. >> could i say something quickly. obviously newsom is jockeying for presidential position because he's greed to debate ron desantis on this network. >> greg: yes, crazy, huh? >> you wouldn't be debating someone who is running for president if you also weren't running for president. >> greg: exactly. >> excellent point. >> they are not the equity pick. the democratic, new democratic party is about equity picks. they have their pick. makes no sense to us, laughing bus lady, but that's their equity pick. >> greg: laughing bus lady. yes, all right. up next, liberals love to

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>> greg: thank you, i know, i know, i understand. democrats get tense when they aren't allowed to censor, because they want to use the constitution to wipe their ass. new poll shows that censorship falls along party lines with democrats. 47% of democrats think peach should be legal only certain circ*mstances. like if you're calling trump supporters nazis or insisting that drag queen story hour qualifies as entertainment for

birthday. too many americans think americans have too much freedom and this is from folks who are letting out murderers and 75% of the democrats say the government has the responsibility to censor social media posts to protect the public. meaning apparently anything that calls them [ bleep ], not surprisingly only 31% of democrats strongly agree with the phrase i disapprove of what you say but i will defend to the death your right to say it. though hillary clinton was intrigued by that death part. [laughter] so democrats' free speech is reserved for the things they want to hear. imagine that rule at a doctor's office. doctor, why dent you tell me i had monkey pox. i knew you wouldn't like it and your prescription plan doesn't cover bananas. so why the partisan differences. according to the study, connecticut media content is

less factual. hunter's happen top was fake and climate change will drown everyone who doesn't have a home on martha's vineyard. conservatives believe the free marketplace of ideas, which is sadly how the world ended up with 10 fast and furious movies. last, what about men versus women? 78% of men support deeply offensive speech compared to just 66% of women so that's quite a gender gap which will soon be yet another euphemism for vagin*. >> angry today. >> greg: no. i thought that was funny but the audience apparently didn't. >> took a minute to settle in. >> if you're a jilted lover. >> greg: i'm heard by this gem. >> you've got to smile after the joke, oh, look, he's just playing around. that's how you get away with it.

>> greg: smile more. >> jim, it's so weird because every movie that talks about censorship or mccarthyism assumes it will come from the right but it never does. it culls from the tolerant left. this is insane. we're seeing a new mccarthyism. >> it was always the opposite, right? me as a stand up comic, all the liberal comics were now -- the pendulum starts to swing back. why can't i say this? they are getting into trouble. you guys started this stuff. if you approved it from the beginning you knew it would come your way and now you're freaking out. i love that 78% of what males say is deeply offensive, they have no problem and 66% of women. i want them people at my comedy shows. the rest of them can stay home and watch the disney channel. >> greg: exactly. they want to go out and have fun and then they are offended and that's their way of having fun. it's really not about hate speech. it's about speech that they hate. >> they have been doing it. during the pandemic, that's when they got their ability out.

anybody who says anything that they don't like, or hurt their feelings needs to go away. they want to live in the world where they can say whatever they want. tough to accept whatever they are doing, whatever they want to change. we all have to be fine with it but one of us says, i have a question, send him away. he can't question us, while they are in power, what they feel their idea of power is, they will continue to try to do this. it's bad speech. there is always going to be, there needs to be ying and yang for a reason. they just want ying and yang. say what they want to say and if nobody likes it because it hurts my feels, we have those stupid-esk sayings, my version, my version of truth. >> greg: i'm still thinking about ying and yang. it's like the siamese twins from the circus. >> they don't fit at all. but they spend hours trying to

ying it up. >> greg: kennedy, there is something weird going on here. they are looking at the first amendment as though it's this malleable thing that you can mush around like silly putty. >> you understand why they are trying to do that. they are start with the first amendment because they want to go after the second amendment but they can't do it right away so they are going after words and it's really interesting, you pointed this out for so long that when you control language you control society and that's ultimately what they want to do because they are constantly kicking words and phrases out of university guidelines and petitioning dictionaries to get rid of certain words. they want us to omit so much of how we talk to each other, and so many of our i deo-matic expressions. they are lost on ideas so what they are doing is coming after your freedom by passive aggressive force because you don't really see it.

they feel like the word smiths, they are actually a bunch of technocrat bullies who want to control your life from every angle. they will start with speech and then they will end with guns. and i say they will end with guns because they are run into people who actually have guns who don't want them to take their speech or their weapons. [applause] >> greg: well ventilated, charles. we look at this and we're seeing what's happening, like on platforms, people, they are going after platforms. they try to get him by going after his advertisers, i'm beginning to think the only people with free speech are the people rich enough to be canceled. like the elon musks, but the rest of everybody else is threw. >> i used to say that about the newspapers, if you buy it you can always get your opinion out but that whole thing is assassination journalism. it's been around for a while.

i dealt with it personally. pure sabotage, "new york times", evil, evil, evil, evil stuff, intent on harming. the problem is, they get away with it because, when the headlines go out, particularly in this society where people have this short-term memory like a 24 hour memory, the headline becomes the fact. even if they have to retract it, six months later, think of all every single thing that was big time on president trump. the russian collusion, his taxes, and when all this stuff came out, okay, page 67 at the bottom of the obituaries, we messed up on that it's about crafting. really, it's not even the article. it's the headline. it's the headline. the assassination journalism, main weapon is the headline. if they can say something to destroy you, they will get it out there and it never matters what the truth is because once they hit you with that, too many people buy into it. they get away with it. >> greg: the only optimism i

have is that fewer people are buying into it. i think they have been red pilled, in the last five years. everybody is somehow become a target or smeared as a group. i'm hoping that like this is the end, my friends, of this segment. that was awkward. up next, canada calls nazi a hero because their research was zero.

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>> greg: tonight on what the f is up with america's hat? canada honors a nazi. last friday a 98-year-old ukrainian who was a member of a nazi unit, he was lauded as a hero and even got an standing ovation. >> we have with us today a veteran from the world war ii who fought ukrainian

independence against the russians and continues to support the troops today even at his age of 98. [applause] >> greg: amazing. so a literal nazi got a standing ovation. it's ironic considering just last year a canadian member of parliament linked actual car horns at the trucker protests to naziism. roll it. >> how much vitriol do we have to see of hong kong with an acronym for hail hitler, do we have to see by these protestors on social media. >> greg: it's perfectly okay to condemn people who aren't nazis by calling them nazis, and then when you have a real nazi in front of you, you stand up and applaud. it's almost like they can not

see. [laughter] >> you've got to smile. [laughter] >> angry today. angry. >> greg: kennedy, in canada, apparently being an unvaxed trucker is worse than being a nazi. >> only if we each had a personal device in our possession all times which gave us access to every piece of ever generated -- wait, we do. so anyone could have googled this guy and seen that there were other people who were also fighting the russians. those were the nazis. so this guy was, you know, he's being lauded as a hero because ukraine, like people are so simplistic, he fought for ukrainian independence. he's a regular zelenskyy, but it just goes to show how does justin trudeau tie his shoes? little nazis.

[laughter] >> greg: charles, the thing is, right now, in this narrative, russians have to be the bad guy, so, you know, he's nazi but he fought the russians. >> this is nuts. this one almost made my head explode. this is one you do double-check. >> greg: i thought it was a total -- >> no way, this is one of those things they made up. no, they really gave this guy a standing ovation. again, world war ii, fighting the russians, we weren't fighting -- wait a minute. wait a minute. it's -- didn't have the uniform -- this is so bizarre but you're right, though, this whole ukrainian fever thing, and, listen, people want russia to be kicked out of the country, but they are losing so much because all of the billions are unaccounted for, we don't know

what's going on. the strategy seems flawed. americans are certainly saying, you know what? maybe let's pause this a minute, and now it's going to become, if you say this publicly, you're going to start -- you start going against this publicly you'll be treated worse than this world war ii hero. >> greg: right. exactly. he fought in world war ii. a lot of people did. what side was he on? >> greg: tyus, is it a decent excuse to say that they didn't know? >> this issy never clap in groups. >> greg: it's so true. >> when you see a bunch of people get up and clap, be like me. no, i'm hating. i did not watch this. but as soon as i heard him say he fought russia, in world war ii, my hands would have been -- no, sit down. sit down, everybody. the nazis fought russia. you didn't even have to know history that something was wrong with that. but because they used the magic word, ukraine, you put ukraine

in a sentence now, if you like -- if you like the easter bunny, did not deliver eggs to ukraine. children would be everywhere, easter bunny, we're cutting -- rabbit stew is on sale. rockets are out, they are done. they didn't stand with ukraine. >> greg: exactly. >> but a nazi bunny. >> greg: yes. maybe canada is trying to say, jim, we're being too hard on the nazis. maybe we should give nazis a second look. this gentle old man. he's 98 after all. he can't hurt a fly. >> first of all, a 98-year-old man with a questionable past, joe biden has got only competition now. [laughter] >> how does canada not know the razorback grund of this guy? i go to the country, they know everything about you.

you got a parking ticket 50 years ago, why didn't pay it? one time i broke up with my girlfriend on her birthday, they knew all about that. i just didn't know what to get her. >> greg: it's kind of scary to think that i feel like when you're looking at canada you're looking at us, about six months later. because, i mean, they are having similar issues, but it's actually worse there. >> he knew when he brought him in he was nervous. he knew what he did. he wasn't like biden, he remembered and when they cheered for him he stood up like -- >> greg: didn't you read my bio. now you've got to be worried in canada, if you're in a road rage thing and honk you might get arrested for hong kong. >> just one. >> one is heil and two is hitler. >> what is the greater liability for canada, the 98-year-old nazi

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♪ >> this segment is for you, we hope your furry dreams come true, it's time to celebrate your furry friends. >> greg: they have got to eat. [applause] >> greg: they have got to eat. they eat what they kill. time for greg's animal friend where is the panelists are hot but the animals are hotter. charles, you go first. >> i got the playful dogs video,

classic chihuahua versus the pitbull. it was like, the attitude. i just love these chihuahuas, they don't know their own size. >> they really don't. >> bus your ass. get out of here. >> and a pitbull is so cool. look at that. i love it. i love chihuahuas and that pitbull has patience out of this world. >> greg: we didn't see the rest of the video. >> i'll give you a hint, it was sort of like the ones that introduced this. >> greg: exactly. >> pitbull has to eat, too. >> greg: jim what have you got? >> the orangutan. got the butterfly in his mouth. it looks like, you know, almost an ole jack ass clip. eat the butterfly but i'm thinking maybe it's a hot day and he's just using it as a fan. >> greg: it's so unfair that butterflys get all the love.

you know. >> that's not love, gotfeld. >> desperation flies. spent more time in the caterpillar weight room. >> or making he's sick of bananas, i've got to eat something else. >> don't you think there is a tox sip cull off the wings. look at the orangutan. >> this is how you get monkeypox. >> greg: spread by the butterflies. read your literature. there is no literature, i just made that up. kennedy? >> greg, this is not so much a fun animal video as a cautionary tail because we all know dolphins are the rapists of the sea. this is not a fish out of water. squirming for dear life. this is a cruel fraternity prank gone wrong. >> that woman is helpless to the

penis, which is what dolphins possess. this dolphin has been de plat formed. >> looks like he's deplatforming right now. >> got her undeplatformed. >> not okay. >> greg: i'm not going to seaworld. >> that dolphin went to see your world. >> or rocket. >> look, mom, no hands. >> they didn't show that in flipper. >> all right. tyus what have you got, lizards? >> no, in the spirit of your video some of my turtle eggs hatched and it was their first feeding and this guy was going to town. he ripped this dude in half when he bit him. that's how strong the just as are. the funny part is he's still breathing while he's being eaten alive. his little buddy keeps checking on him, are you okay, bro, are you okay, bro? i can't feel my legs.

you're delusional. you never had legs. >> am i going to be okay, and then his little buddy start eating him, too. >> greg: it's good to see mitch mcconnell getting around. >> are turtles smart? >> some r. terrapins are smart. >> greg: what's the difference? >> terrapins can recognize you, know their name. alligators are pretty smart, too. >> i think dolphins are smart for humping that girl. >> they do it every summer. >> greg: we do not condone such behavior. >> dolphin misconduct is a thing. it happens a lot. >> di not put -- on my bic kin any bottom. i swear to you. >> greg: i think we're done here. let's do something else. up next, a dog who let it rip and ruined their trip. the golden hour of cold and flu symptoms.

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>> a story in five words. ♪ [applause] >> greg: a story in five words, travelers compensated for farting dog. tyus, this is something you don't see in a special report. a couple got more than $1,400

from singapore airlines after downgrading seats after sitting on a farting dog on a flight from paris to new zealand. is that a fair price? >> for them, maybe, but the rest of the people stuck in the area there, were no more seats for anyone to go to so they moved quick. they were actually the cheapist because everyone wanted out. at some point you've got to just -- it goes back to this me-me stuff. dogs used to go underneath and if it's that bad you should have known that, as soon as it got on, ma'am, sir, you're going to have to fly another time. that's not a comfort animal. that animal clearly, and stop feeding him before you fly, moron. if you're going to take your pet on a plane don't feed him. they will eat when they get out. don't feed him the night before. let him be empty when he gets on there. >> greg: tyus, you're an animal expert, i can tolerate farting

dogs how bad is it is, which is worth, humans or dogs? >> a person, because a person can make the choice. >> greg: here's a nice little part. the couple plans to donate the money to a charity who gives blind people service dogs. blind people need service dogs. what would you do if your service dog is farting? >> that's a good question. i can ear the "jeopardy" music right now. listen, you have no choice, all right? the service dog is a service dog but i think this is a crazy story but i agree with you but so it's amazing to be trapped there. it's so amazing. you might have to bring back the barf bags. i hope it never happens to me although i would rather have the farting dog than the kid kicking the back seat. >> greg: that's a good point, jim. has they ever happened to you on your flights? you fly spirit and frontier. >> i'm just thinking about how much money i owe people sitting

next to me. for the last 20 years on flights. >> isn't it weird. >> greg: isn't that weird how that happens when you're in the air. you know. >> yes. me and my friend almost, at one point we were farting so bad on plane the flight attendant came over and she said, listen, i know what you two are doing, if you do it one more time we're landing the plane. they were going to land the plane and we stopped and so this day i regret that because how great that would have been. i would have been on the news, got arrested for farting on a plane. it's something i could tell my grandkids. [laughter] >> so this day that's my biggest regret in life, not letting out one more. but i don't even believe the story. it was the owner doing it. it wasn't the dog. you always blame the dog. >> greg: exactly. >> i was with my girlfriend the other night blaming the dog and i don't even have a dog. >> greg: kennedy, you and i both

own the same breed of dog, and their farts are like mustard gas. >> i wouldn't take my dog on a flight, and i would feed that little [ bleep ] chipotle until he couldn't fit another pinto bean in his mouth. pardon my language. >> greg: that's okay. we all -- >> he put the revenge in sentiment. >> greg: yes. all right, i think we nailed that story. yes, absolutely. anything to add? no. >> ask your friend bret baier. >> greg: yes, don't go away. we'll be right back.

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