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Everyone knows that the current job market sucks. Good jobs are hard to come by and many of us find ourselves taking random gigs to keep our bank accounts in the black. With this in mind, potential employers take to craigslist to post gigs that aren't allowed on typical job search engines in the hopes of attracting the extremely desperate and down on their luck.
Just because your dream job or even just a decent job isn't available right now doesn't mean you don't have other options to make some legal tender. For those of you with unique skills, no boundaries, and in dire need of some coin, here are The 15 Weirdest Gigs on Craigslist Right Now.
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Courthouse Chauffeur
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Please be punctual as you may have to act as the getaway driver at his scheduled robbery.
Dead Beat Foodie
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She knows where he lives and the details of his family life. All she really needs is for someone to track down what restaurant he's dining at tonight.
Woman needs her boyfriend out ASAP
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Not exactly sure what he needs done, but his girl is paying, so you'll get your money.
Second Hand Panties
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Just because you can't give your used undergarments to Goodwill, doesn't mean you have to throw them away. Spray some J.Lo perfume on your thongs and make a few bucks.
Pimp My Ride
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Is Xzibit currently looking for a job? Maybe he can team up with this person and pitch a Pimp My Ride spin off.
Skilled in Blasphemy
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So, the Holy Trinity is all about the looks, charisma, and role playing? Was that in the New Testament?
Twitter Models Needed
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Only apply if you're skilled at bathroom selfies and making duck faces.
Breast Milk Models Wanted
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For the expectant mother who didn't get enough Babies R' Us gift cards. Breast pumps ain't cheap.
Bout it, Bout it
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Ladies, hit up the winning team if you 'bout dat S court (ESCORT, you mean?) lyfe. No pay, but you gon' get dat bread.
Guy Seeks Face Time
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Skip the emails and texts, he wants to see that LOL smiley face in action. Dude's been Catfished one too many times.
If You Know Your ABCs
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Illiterate men need not apply.
No Child Left Behind
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And you thought you'd never apply those high school math lessons in the real world.
High Chair Experience?
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Chairs will be provided. However, you will also be expected to teach the baby how to sit in the lotus pose.
Washer/Dryer Security
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Experience in watching paint dry not necessary, but preferred.
Whatchu Twerkin' Wit?
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There's no reason why Miley Cyrus should be the only one with a twerk video.
